Mom: Hey ru coming home soon?
Me: I’m not sure yet, why?
Mom: The dog just puked on ur bed and i dont wanna clean it up. if u rnt home in a bit ill just put the comforter outside. sry for opening ur door even though it was closed, he looked like he was gonna puke so i figured it would be best in ur room. luv u!
Mom: How’s the hot boyfriend? Is he republican??
Me: He’s a democrat
Mom: U have to be careful. There’s a lot of republicans in CO. R u sure?? Maybe he is lying to get on your good side.
Me: He believes in abortion
Mom: Ok, that sounds liberal. I guess he’s ok.
Dad: facebook accept me friend!@7!
Me: When did you get a facebook? I will totally add you!
Dad: Im 21st century wooo1 how many friends do u hve i hve 3!
Put. A. Bird. On. It.
MOM: Hey, what is a “hipster”?
ME: Lol, it’d take too long to explain over text.
MOM: You are one of them aren’t you?
scatteredtree asked: I was wondering where thenatnat went and who the hell this kittycatfish broad came from. :P